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From: Hamsterwheel
A weasel walks into a bar. He asks for 'half a pound of tuppenny rice & half a pound of treacle', & for the barman to 'mix it up & make it nice'. The barman says, "Sorry, we only serve drinks here. What can I get you?" The weasel said, "Any fizzy soft drink."

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A weasel walks into a bar. He asks for 'half a pound of tuppenny rice & half a pound ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	13:00:40

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