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'It could be a slow, distributed “digital slime mold,” living on relatively insecure ... [more]	Opisthocomus	21:45:45
A tanker a day, keeps the oil glut away.	JonH🍕	21:12:09
Burnham just making it up...[more]	Hamsterwheel	20:57:00
>> Bull%&!*@ Burnham	Alfie Noakes	21:33:55
This is causing quite a stir in track cycling circles...[more]	Alfie Noakes	20:41:49
>> Hope he didn't mention the slopes...[more]	JonH🍕	21:11:04
>> maybe he took "accelerate once you hit the black" (as in black line) too literally	Alfie Noakes	21:29:34
>> Apparently kept calling everyone Niggers, couldn’t stop. Daft lad.	Hamsterwheel	20:58:58
>> Idiotic if true. I know the only black person on the senior sprint team very ... [more]	Alfie Noakes	21:19:50
>> According to reports (led by The Times), the investigation concerns alleged ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	21:32:10
>> Maybe JonH is onto something. the serious crash in 2026 was in a Japanese ... [more]	Alfie Noakes	21:38:51
>> Aussies not renowned for their subtlety	Hamsterwheel	21:50:27
Paris news for Denc...[more]	Hamsterwheel	20:06:57
Alternative title: Never have so many died for so little...[more]	LP12	20:06:30
I was in 'FNAC' in Cannes on Saturday......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	19:01:02
Speaking of gizmos….we bought a new automatic cat toilet system. Assembly took ... [more]	Denc 🗡	18:48:24
>> You’ll never fit.	Hamsterwheel	21:00:26
Chap on the plage near me caught a huge Loup de Mer this evening. Unfortunately I ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	18:44:42
>> Sea bass then, a large one swam past me last week. Thought you meant a wolf fish, ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	18:50:38
>> I did however clean up a load of discarded fishing line.	Free Thinking Doggie	18:49:48
>> Better luck next time. 100% hit rate here,...[more]	JonH🍕	19:13:39
Credit where it's due...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:38:07
>> 'battery powered self opening bin'... FFS.	Free Thinking Doggie	18:43:15
>> Had one in Monaco. OK but of course it broke after not too long.	Denc 🗡	18:44:30
>> It will be the electronics. Its always the fcuking electronics	Denc 🗡	18:08:01
>> The bin was. Chinese %&!*@. Coffee machine was the pump. "Italian", probably ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	18:10:47
>> Too effin’ lazy to open a bin?	Hamsterwheel	17:40:44
>> Indeed so. They're actually v. good. Saves you touching the filthy bin when ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:43:54
>> MD insists on non visible bins slide in and out of the kitchen units. I quite ... [more]	Denc 🗡	17:55:32
>> One has ducks for the leftover bits!	Hamsterwheel	17:53:30
I really hope this Fucker gets nicked and deported from the US...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:04:43
>> And this Cunt…....[more]	Denc 🗡	17:22:17
>> Not convinced he'll be sent to Somalia but it's a worthy ambition	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:25:03
>> Sounds like she’s already ensured her ill gotten gains have been deported.	Hamsterwheel	17:14:25
>> Send her back to Somalia for fgm and sharia	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:20:41
Nobel prize idiot...[more]	Hamsterwheel	17:02:09
>> Luddite	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:06:19
The Labour MP for Mogadishu South...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	16:55:34
>> Britain is %&!*@ed. Funny that it really started going to the dogs after I left.	Free Thinking Doggie	19:04:45
>> Nice to welcome people who have adopted British Culture.	Denc 🗡	17:17:55
>> She’s spent her life on public money, the new culture.	Hamsterwheel	17:22:59
>> No one like her in the French government in spite of them having more than us.	Denc 🗡	18:08:58
More very wonderful EU Shit. It's utopia I tell you! Fucking paradise! ...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	16:50:45
>> Savages allowed entry. Thank dog the UK stopped that after Brexit ( apart from the ... [more]	Denc 🗡	17:12:27
>> Indeed, but of course trying to claim that's because of Brexit doesn't wear does ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:23:22
>> But they promised you we would take control of our borders. They lied. About ... [more]	Denc 🗡	17:49:49
>> Who promised? The entire establishment campaigned to remain. The only ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:56:16
>> I did tell you that at the time.	Denc 🗡	18:00:26
>> Both that Boris was a Cunt and that it wouldn’t work the way the naive ... [more]	Denc 🗡	18:02:01
>> Just kids messin…..	Hamsterwheel	17:03:34
>> Shoot them. Up the arse & in the face	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:07:14
Talking of EU 🇪🇺...[more]	Hamsterwheel	14:44:05
>> As the electorates increasingly embrace the "far right" I look forward to seeing ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	16:38:22
Government 'Emergency meeting'......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	14:34:10
>> Apparently there is going to be a lot of rain in Wales ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	17:03:06
LP12, FTD - Do you use these supermarkets: Intermarché, Leclerc, or Coopérative U?...[more]	Opisthocomus	13:56:49
>> not really. I use Lidl and Super U .. E.leclerc if I go 2 Louhans and am feeling ... [more]	LP12	15:10:26
>> Use Super U in Andorra. Didn't realise it was French, won't go again	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:08:26
>> MD rates U supermarkets. Loved the one in Monaco.	Denc 🗡	17:13:34
>> It's actually ok. Shamefully I have also used Leclerc on occasion.	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:27:09
>> It’s a coop of independents.	Denc 🗡	17:14:46
>> Co-op…. So basically communists 🇨🇳	Hamsterwheel	19:41:51
>> Jeepers, not seen one of those fagtrays since the 70s	Hamsterwheel	17:05:18
>> Can’t imagine FTD buying frozen muck, fresh healthy stuff for him.	Hamsterwheel	14:09:16
>> Frozen food is not muck ffs. Nm...[more]	Denc 🗡	15:28:01
>> Fresh is betterer though	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:01:42
>> Not always. …....[more]	Denc 🗡	17:08:39
>> Real fresh, not old fresh. You know what I mean	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:29:29
>> Next time you are out digging up parsnips send us a photo.	Denc 🗡	17:52:50
>> Exception, those are better in Aunti Bessie's frozen packs soaked in ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:58:38
>> Ah, like the peas, sprouts, green beans, fava beans etc.	Denc 🗡	18:03:26
>> Suspect the peas and beans we pick in the garden are fresher.	Hamsterwheel	18:38:35
>> Show us your bean rows.	Denc 🗡	18:41:45
>> And I doubt it…....[more]	Denc 🗡	18:43:35
>> It’s 10 feet from bean area to kitchen, easily done in 90 minutes ...[more]	Hamsterwheel	19:40:33
Not a premeditated killing (well very unlikely), but you can understand their desire ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	13:46:17
>> Can’t view it in UK or EU.	Hamsterwheel	13:53:13
>> Works fine for me.	Free Thinking Doggie	13:56:22
>> I’m overjoyed you got to see someone jumping	Hamsterwheel	14:10:06
>> Legally interesting situation. Obviously not pre-meditated. But he gets to ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	14:43:46
Interesting......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	13:21:02
>> Fools and their money….	Hamsterwheel	14:06:45
It's just their culture......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	12:38:52
>> Not a fake video at all then ? Have you ever been on an Indian train?	Denc 🗡	15:23:23
Reform. Nigel Farage giving a press conference in Kent, in front of a 230person ... [more]	LP12	12:37:14
>> Johnson mark 2 - the pound shop version.	Denc 🗡	15:20:56
>> Never seems to happen on the Channel crossings,,...[more]	JonH🍕	12:43:38
>> 'The migrants were heading to Yemen, with the hope of eventually making it to ... [more]	LP12	13:03:59
>> History may not repeat but sometimes rhymes. Similar playbook now....[more]	JonH🍕	13:51:11
>> If they still have those RNLI collection boxes, I wonder if their takings ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	13:53:39
>> They have more money than they know what to do with , far more than needed ... [more]	Denc 🗡	15:09:34
>> Blimey.	Free Thinking Doggie	15:24:24
>> Next time they hold out a collection box ask them for some.	Denc 🗡	15:30:57
>> Plenty of PR saying donations are up. However, the local crew is out most ... [more]	JonH🍕	14:00:18
The absolute cu nts......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	11:49:45
>> The Hero of Brexit at his worst.	Denc 🗡	15:02:33
>> Told you the borders would be controlled, Singapore of Europe, trade deals, etc ... [more]	Denc 🗡	15:11:37
>> Yeah, borders...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	16:44:36
>> A drop in the ocean compared to the 3 million that have arrived in UK after ... [more]	Denc 🗡	17:03:11
>> Not correct, the EU is taking more than that every year...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	17:53:09
>> It’s 10 times as big as Britain.	Denc 🗡	17:59:46
>> 6.5 times the population but in recent years have taken a lot more ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	18:08:34
>> So the UK should have taken 2.5 million to be the same? Post-Brexit ... [more]	Denc 🗡	18:12:00
>> In the eu we had Polish plumbers. Out we have pali welfare scroungers	Denc 🗡	18:18:53
>> Some knew of course…...[more]	Denc 🗡	15:16:57
Katie Zacharia seems nice.	JonH🍕	11:08:42
Stellantis certainly been busy with their pencils...[more]	Hamsterwheel	10:57:29
>> Pointless shyte really like most Stellantis cars.	Denc 🗡	14:59:32
🦆 🐓 update…....[more]	Hamsterwheel	09:53:24
>> Suggestions...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	10:18:18
>> I bought some hoisin sauce yesterday	Hamsterwheel	10:25:20
>> ***UPDATE*** Titch the lady 🦆 has laid her first 🥚! Much joy.	Hamsterwheel	10:36:39
>> Speaking as a non expert, I would imagine it's nearly always the ladies ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	10:39:17
LP12......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	09:45:19
>> Doggie appears to enjoy his work.	Free Thinking Doggie	10:32:29
>> Denc will like that .. apart from the sun. Talking of riot dogs I should get a ... [more]	LP12	10:17:47
>> Sun is why we moved to the other side. Of course, over in the US of A, they'd ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	10:27:33
They don't like it up em...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:08:08
>> At least this stupidity seems to be waning, % of kids identifying as teapots etc ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	09:24:59
Lil Burnum reckons it was the Ruskies wot made people vote for Brexit...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:03:09
>> Been fab since we left eh? All that dynamic growth, control of the borders, stable ... [more]	Denc 🗡	14:50:21
>> Yes, if only we had stayed, none of that would be happening...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	16:33:42
>> We need less govt. Not an extra layer that can't be voted out.	JonH🍕	14:05:01
>> Which EU regulation ruined your life the most?	Denc 🗡	15:40:16
>> I know it's a rhetorical question but I don't miss those plastic bottle caps ... [more]	JonH🍕	17:19:08
>> Any excuse to drag us back in	Hamsterwheel	09:04:13
>> That is clearly the intention	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:10:31
>> All part of the plan to change the date back to 1975.	Hamsterwheel	09:15:44
>> The cretinous interviewers Campbell and Stewart helpfully forgot to question ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	09:21:33
>> Seem to recall you being strongly pro remaining? Stand to be corrected of ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:22:33
>> I voted remain, but not strongly. EU in a total mess since, though now ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	09:26:58
>> Were there 'Strongly' and 'Weakly' boxes on the ballot ?	Free Thinking Doggie	13:15:57
>> No, you had to press your pencil hard.	Hamsterwheel	14:08:16
>> I'd take that, it'd only be 4 years till Maggie was back...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:20:15
>> I think she’s the real deal, but whether she has enough brains in her team ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	09:23:10
>> Unconvinced, but we will see (assuming she can get the gig which is ... [more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:24:41
>> Day 1 .. Day 2 .. Day 3 .. etc....[more]	LP12	10:13:59
Land Rovers - the definitive tweet...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	08:58:42
>> 😡 Mine over 100k miles and drives like new with never any issues.	Hamsterwheel	09:14:43
>> One of the lucky ones	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:23:29
>> I bet he always drives it slowly past schools.	JonH🍕	11:22:05
So you're 19, driving home, not pissed, not drugged and under the speed limit...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	08:56:09
US temporarily cancelling sanctions on imports of Russian diesel... because they ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	08:20:19
>> Slow pigeon	Denc 🗡	14:44:18
Non Woke army chap......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	07:26:19
>> Well he's quite right isn't he	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	09:03:52
>> Shoot a few and they would quickly get the idea. Trouble is, it ain't going to ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	10:33:54
More interesting new cars...[more]	Hamsterwheel	20:24:59
>> I'd rather be seen in you	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	08:57:20
>> Hence your choice of vehicle ...[more]	Hamsterwheel	10:24:50
>> I would actually buy that	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	11:24:17
>> Jag. True horror. Autism meets 1988 Dynasty TV.	LP12	22:53:18
>> Harry don’t like it. The design has slightly grown on me from some angles, rear ... [more]	Denc 🗡	21:31:03
>> You saw an e type and thought , I want one. This not.	Denc 🗡	21:35:01
>> For the same money…...[more]	Denc 🗡	21:39:16
>> So outdated	Hamsterwheel	22:10:42
>> Classic is the word you are looking for.	Denc 🗡	23:15:38
>> u jest, "Description...[more]	LP12	22:31:01
>> Used to be claimed that 90% of the Rolls ever built were still running. ... [more]	Denc 🗡	23:17:11
>> AI says it’s currently 70% , still mighty impressive	Denc 🗡	23:18:42
>> Vraiment formidable.	LP12	10:51:48
>> Or one that looks vaguely like it...[more]	Denc 🗡	21:51:17
Footy talk >>>...[more]	JonH🍕	18:47:31
Nevermind hammy, maybe you'll get 3 points still	fglass	18:31:16
>> Three fit strikers would suffice.	Hamsterwheel	18:56:39
>> And a ref not from Manchester (Gravenberch’s yellow as soft as Andre’s).	Hamsterwheel	20:26:23
>> LOL excuses	fglass	22:40:52
phew good job this carries a divoc climate banner fake news warning from our best ... [more]	LP12	16:32:27
>> We all know. But governments do nothing. The stupid Sunak claims that his Rwanda ... [more]	Denc 🗡	16:55:27
>> The Aussies did it..	Free Thinking Doggie	19:19:24
>> how hard can it be!? The Tourist ... currently playing (that) which seems apt...[more]	LP12	19:01:14
>> it's not all bad news though...[more]	LP12	19:32:02
>> We don't want them 😂	JonH🍕	18:44:04
>> also, Tower of Babel...[more]	LP12	16:33:40
Don't mess with the Malinois......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	15:17:22
>> Why not turn the phone horizontal so it’s like a normal screen?	Denc 🗡	16:49:56
>> Old Covid rules: 'All video must be portrait.'	LP12	20:30:53
>> Like looking through half drawn curtains.	Denc 🗡	21:33:22
>> Private vid unavailable to view	Hamsterwheel	15:27:15
>> Should work now.	Free Thinking Doggie	15:29:21
>> Mango 🐶 came to see what was barking. Vicious but no Yorkshire Tiger ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	15:32:39
>> Fat cop falling over kind of spoilt their show. ...[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	15:36:25
>> They have 200 vacancies they said.	Free Thinking Doggie	15:38:29
>> Dogs retired at 8 years. They are found good homess.	Free Thinking Doggie	15:50:02
>> that dog is very nice. Also, the bloke who was the target,... how the ... [more]	LP12	16:21:06
>> It did hurt he showed us the mark afterwards	Free Thinking Doggie	17:33:39
>> Amazingly he did this twice in the space of an hour. I will try to ... [more]	Free Thinking Doggie	18:09:25
>> [ituh]	LP12	19:35:29
>> Humans that is.	Free Thinking Doggie	15:45:22
>> You’d need good money to be a machete beheading target.	Hamsterwheel	18:59:05
Breezy day yesterday watching Hamlet sail a cadet yacht out of Portsmouth escorting ... [more]	Hamsterwheel	14:23:39
>> Log in , security codes? Ffs	Denc 🗡	16:47:32
>> Official Secrets Act, sorry.	Hamsterwheel	18:55:58
Zelenskyy poking too many bears 🐻 🐻	Hamsterwheel	09:53:20
>> Energy truce agreed	Hamsterwheel	15:30:06
>> But shortly after the announcement, Volodymyr Zelensky said the truce was “news ... [more]	Denc 🗡	16:46:05
Great win in Il Lombardia......[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	20:21:04
>> Protest by riders at the start....[more]	Free Thinking Doggie	08:28:55