HRH QE11 will be turning in her grave now, seeing this picture of her favourite son making headlines around
the world.
How many other Epstein arrests have their been she might ask (as she's not tuned into all papers).
Er .. just one Ma'am, Lord Peter Mandelson.
No one else? No Americans or Frogs?
No Ma'am, just Andrew and Mandelson.
None of the Rothschilds?! What about Fergie?
Ma'am she is a women and therefore not accountable and has 'gone shopping'.
But I thought my people loved me!
They do Ma'am they do .. but all mobs love a lynching and call girls have been made love to by your son, you know as men & bachelors tend to do when call girls throw themselves at them., and so we need justice for those call girls, some of whom were only 19. The older ones were 24.
I was married at 19, you're allowed to have sex at that age!
Yes Ma'am, but wimin are not happy and Kier Staircarpet needs the distractions, I'm afraid you favourite son made some poor choices and now he must most likely retire and go live in Dubai.
What about Charles, what's he doing about it?
He is carrying on Ma'am, he's attending London Fashion Week, where a lot of skinny exploited underage half-starved depressed models are walking up and down a 'cat walk'.
Oh I see. And Lozenge Head the First?
He is trying to save the planet Ma'am by showing support for our troops and their new 'wind powered' ships and tanks.
And the papers? Don't they think about me anymore, after all my years of service ?
Not really Ma'am. People tend to imagine one feels no more once one has been buried in Window Chapel, lying next to one's husband.
Philip, he's here??!
He's right next to you Ma'am, first stone on the right.
Edited on 20/02/2026 at 00:30:45.
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