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Hampster Hall - Tales from the RIverbank. Hampster Hall lies dormant, the master away on the isle of Humos. Now read on ... Suddently the silence of the snoozing village summer is shattered by a non battery powered UK army truck full of Afganies. Akmed, his 8 wives and 47 kids arrive at Hampster Hall and promotly move in and make themselves at home. A British army officer assures the looney neighbour that everything's fine., and that there were just some technical changes taking place and everything was 100% normal. In the next episode Hampster will return home to Hampster Hall and discover the price that must be paid in supporting war n stuff an luvin the City of London. He also finds a third family living in his Lotus. He is arrested for commiting a hate crime and we will follow his procedure through the British justice system where he will eventually get married in HMS Belmarsh, to Jamal, and they will go on together to have many happy times watching reruns of 'Arabian Knights', and 'Alibaba and the 40 thieves'

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Hampster Hall - Tales from the RIverbank....[more]	LP12	20:35:33
>> The Hall (not a hall, its Tumbledown Cottage) already surrounded by immigrants ...[more]	Hamsterwheel	20:43:54
>> Sounds wonderful.	Denc 🗡	02:28:49
>> Ukrainian ladies sticking their thumbs up….....[more]	Hamsterwheel	06:48:00
>> No one came to Spenny. No one dared.	Denc 🗡	00:10:55
>> Artistic licence old chap, goes with tales from the riverbank so much better. In ... [more]	LP12	21:08:43
>> That is actually where my Hammy nickname originated.	Hamsterwheel	09:50:45
>> Me and 3 mates: Hammy, Diddy, Aussie and Benbum.	Hamsterwheel	09:51:53
>> All sound a bit pedo.	JonH🍕	10:47:15
>> escudo!	🌞🤢	21:58:05

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