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From: LP12
Letters are important. Let's change an H to a B and call him Barry. Barry Windsor and his good lady wife Margo Mincemeat are coming back to Britain to educate their children. This is a surprise for us all. Many thought this would end in divorce and Barry coming back to live in Britain (likely at his spiritual home in the Rhonda south Wales town of Mertha TYdvil) on his own. Only flying back for parental visits every other weekend, offsetting his carbon footprint by buying battery powered land rovers and donating them to the RAF. Despite him not divorcing there has been little rejoicing in the Kingdom of Expensive CD. King Sausage told reporters at, The Sun, he was, 'happy to learn' his ginger son was not getting divorced. Lady Gabriela Windsor 41 was also reported by The Independent to be, 'Happy Barry hadn't been kicked out by Margo' More on this story, p.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,11,13,17,21, and back page. In other News Hitler invades Africa.

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Busy preparing the East Wing. Harry could have given us more notice!	Hamsterwheel	08:34:07
>> Letters are important. Let's change an H to a B and call him Barry. ...[more]	LP12	10:07:41
>> As if we haven’t suffered enough	Hamsterwheel	10:25:01
>> Pound to a penny they’re renting this gaff, you heard it here first ...[more]	Hamsterwheel	10:28:07
>> OK, noted. Also this is a smaller version of my barn, albeit I don't have a ... [more]	LP12	10:45:59

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