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From: Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧
Bloke gets pulled over driving Plod comes to the car. "Did you know you have a brake light out sir?" "No officer, it must have just gone, thank you for letting me know" Blokes wife in the passenger seat "Don't lie to the policeman Dave, you know it's been out for a month" Plod "Well sir in that case I'm going to have to write you a ticket, that's going to cost you £100" Bloke sighs, "Shut up Mary!" Plod has a walk around the car and comes back "I also notice sir that you have three bald tyres" "Really officer? I'll be sure to get those replaced tomorrow" "Don't lie to the officer again Dave, you know very well I've been telling you about those tyres for weeks" "Ok, sir, that's going to cost you another £200" "FFS Mary, can't you keep quiet woman!" "Can I see your insurance document please sir?" "It's just renewed and I'm waiting for the new one to come in the post" "He's lying again officer! He hasn't been insured for the last three years" "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU STUPID BITCH! CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR DUMB FUCKING MOUTH SHUT FOR ONCE IN YOUR POX RIDDEN LIFE!!!" "WOW" says Plod, "Does your husband always talk to you like that?" "Only when he's been drinking" Edited on 13/10/2026 at 18:51:09.

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Bloke gets pulled over driving...[more]	Occhio Pazzo 🇬🇧	18:50:50

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