Actually happened to us
One night, 25 or more years ago, I was entertaining the wife when one of the kids walked in.
He was about 4.
Wife got up, put him back to bed and we hoped he wouldn't remember anything.
Next day
"Mummy, what were you and daddy doing in bed last night?"
"We were just having a cuddle"
"But why was daddy's bum going up and down?"
True story.
Edited on 06/09/2026 at 20:11:19.
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