I think I may have a new Ali (female version)
Email this morning from agent. "Tenant has been without heating for four days. We called your service plan on Wednesday and they were supposed to have attended yesterday but they didn't turn up"
Called them up and explained that there is no service plan.
"But we have it on the system"
"Well I haven't paid for one, so..."
Anyhow, got the tenants number and tried to call, four times, txt message and WhatsApped. No response.
Was going that way anyway for something else so dropped by. Knocked loudly. No response. Shouted through the letterbox. Nothing.
So left a note and %&!*@ed off.
15 mins later, desperate call, "I was asleep! Please come back!"
Wasn't very far away so I did (I might be a bit of a Cunt but not a right one)
Little fat black lesbian. Very pleasant.
Boiler seemed ok, trying to ignite, sparking but no flame.
Checked the gas meter. New fangled digital thing. Screen said "OFF"
Are you on credit or PAYG? I ask
It's monthly credit she says, not convincingly.
Are you sure?
Yes, it's the boiler, definitely the boiler, it happened before and someone came (news to me)
So we go back and forth for half an hour and she calls "her missus" who calls the supplier (allegedly)
Definitely on a credit thing. Not PAYG
So I ask for the account number and say I'll call them myself
Miraculously it then transpires that it is indeed a PAYG account and has run out (No Shit Shylock, that's why it says "OFF")
Get her to top it up over the phone, reset meter, gas comes on, boiler lights, God is in his heaven and all is right with the world.
Four days, no heat or hot water.
This Fucker's got my number now 😩
Edited on 29/11/2025 at 17:26:21.
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